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‘Riverdale’ Fans Can’t Get Over That ‘Absurd’ Bloody Shower Sex Scene Album

The “Riverdale” Season 2 premiere had some life-or-death stakes to it, but fans REALLY want to talk about that shower scene.

Archie’s (KJ Apa) father was dying, and he was covered in his blood, so he went home and finally took a shower — with his cast still on. Veronica (Camila Mendes) decided that was a good time to get naked (except for her pearls, natch) and hop in the shower with him for some sexy time.

It was a steamy scene, for sure, but the timing of it — and the practicalities of that cast and her pearls, and the fact that they’re supposed to be sophomores in high school — left fans more baffled than turned-on.

So Archie & Veronica just had a shower in Fred’s blood… #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/5pDIMsTGbo

— Krojačica Sudbine ♔ (@MonaLisa1797) October 12, 2017

*Veronica opens shower curtain*
Archie: Not now, V. Can’t you see I’m going through a lot right now? #whatwouldactuallyhappen #riverdale

— Anna Grace Barlow (@therealagbarlow) October 12, 2017

S2E1 Archie&Ronnie shower scene!They are soo hot! #VarchieShowerScene #VarchiePowerCouple #Varchie #Riverdale Thanks @kj_apa @CamilaMendes pic.twitter.com/Xwpwwpumog

— Best of Varchie (@bestofvarchie) October 12, 2017

Nobody’s gonna talk about that shower scene ?! GODDAMN GODDAMN. #Riverdale

— lilly ✨ (@lillyvalerie_) October 12, 2017

#Riverdale Teenagers!! His dad is dying but you still gat the time to have a particularly steamy shower!

— Cassie James (@CassandraAJames) October 12, 2017

ARCHIE YOU DAD IS DYING STOP WITH THE DIRTY SHOWER SCENE. #Riverdale

— Ashleigh Hughes (@AshCat9687) October 12, 2017

You can’t take a shower with a cast on?#Riverdale

— Margaret Mae (@Onceuponlost) October 12, 2017

ARCHIE! You can’t shower with a cast! #Riverdale

— WatchKristiWatch (@Kristi_Watches) October 12, 2017

veronica lodge logic: my boyfriend’s dad is dying omg i need to cheer him up hmmm time for shower sex!!!!!!!#Riverdale

— emi (@AEGONSTVRK) October 12, 2017

My dad is fighting for his life but yeah we should totally have shower sex. Archie. Come on! #Riverdale

— Mo 🦊 (@bsideofmytongue) October 12, 2017

i don’t ship varchie and that shower seen was so uncalled for lmao wtf hiS DAD WAS JUST SHOT GIVE HIM PEACE #riverdale

— abi misses h 🙁 (@thinkaboutIou) October 12, 2017

“VERONICA girl…you need to take them pearls off that’ll ruin your necklace.” – @SutherlinB as she watched THAT shower scene IM- #Riverdale

— JOANNA (@Jobazzle) October 12, 2017

archie is literally dissociating in the shower and veronica decides the best thing to do is hop in there w a full face of makeup? #Riverdale

— julia BOOholder (@julesburk) October 12, 2017

why couldn’t veronica just mind her own business and let archie take a shower by himself SMH #riverdale

— PamL (@pam_laam_) October 12, 2017

Archie and Betty have more chemistry just looking at each other than him and Veronica have during shower sex. Facts only! #Riverdale

— mimi (@shekissedklaus) October 12, 2017

Me watching varchie’s shower scene #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/qv8EykGJNk

— riverdalehoe (@authenticcash) October 12, 2017

VERONICA LODGE NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SHOWER SEX HES LITERALLY COVERED IN HIS DADS BLOOD DEAR GOD WOMAN #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Mp3bcxO8Vt

— Katie Haines (@KatieHainesCLT) October 12, 2017

This Archie/Veronica shower scene have me like #riverdale pic.twitter.com/6VaPtzAeym

— TV Riverdale (@TvRiverdale) October 12, 2017

boyfriends dad is having surgery after being shot and may die … now seems like a good time for some shower sex! #Riverdale #RonnieLogic

— Kelli Piell (@PiellMeApart) October 12, 2017

For the record, Camila Mendes and KJ Apa told Entertainment Tonight the shower scene was a lot of fun to shoot. Vulture listed a bunch of questions about the scene, ending with this one:

“Can we have at least one scene as absurd as this one in every episode?”

Yes, please. “Riverdale” Season 2 continues Wednesday, Oct. 18 with Episode 2, “Chapter Fifteen: Nighthawks,” on The CW.

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